I know exactly what you mean! When I can't find my glasses my friends are all freaking out! They're like, oh my god! Are you ok?! And I'm like, yeah, and then they say, are you sure?! How many fingers am I holding up?! And im just like, seriously? I can see your flipping fingers! They're just blurry! Geeze!
I know... and then I tell them "It doesn't work like that; go stand half a mile away and then we'll see" well, not the second part, but that's how I feel, and then they ask AGAIN, so I know I won't be able to shake them off until I reply
So true but accept it's just random people in my class... Me: *takes off glasses to clean them* Random Kid: Hey hey! How many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 2 fingers* Me: Two. I can see up close but not far away... retard. *puts glasses back on*